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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

A little Astrology humor... all in fun!



* How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

* How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?
  What, me move?

* How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?
   II

* How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
   Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

* How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
   A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

* How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
   Five. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb,
   one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

* How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
   Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

* How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
   None. They LIKE the dark.

* How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

* How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
   The light's fine as it is.

* How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
   Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

* How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
   What light bulb?

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