* How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.
* How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?
What, me move?
* How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?
II
* How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
* How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
* How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb,
one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
* How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
* How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They LIKE the dark.
* How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
* How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
The light's fine as it is.
* How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
* How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.
* How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?
What, me move?
* How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?
II
* How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
* How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
* How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb,
one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
* How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
* How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They LIKE the dark.
* How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
* How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
The light's fine as it is.
* How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
* How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?
What a hoot!! And all true!!
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